After protosuocera, allow me to resurrect another awful reminder garbage taken from the relatives of my ex: the protocognate.
I've known several, but only two I have left their mark. Not really in every sense, but almost. The call
Viola and Peri: diminutives stand for violent and dangerous
Let's start with the latter.
Peri was a textbook psychotic. He began by sbarellare that Arthur, his old boyfriend, had rebelled against a life of abuse and receiving left to marry another woman.
To complicate matters, the sick who had jealousy toward his brother.
When I learned that he had poisoned the girl who had preceded me with a mix of sour milk and salt, I thought it was better to go along with it.
The always smiling and she did the same. Once, he asked me still smiling, "thou hast Fuck you always laugh?". Oh-oh. The only way out: kitchen protosuocera the kitchen.
"Signoooora beautiful! This must be your ... emmm, your famous pasta to die Knorr. Now I do not move from here until you teach me how to do it! "
One evening we were ready to go to a party, I, the ex-emplare and Peri.
As we approached the car, he pulled me aside and whispered something in his ear:
"The anti eras"
"soooo?"
Too late.
Upon entering the two-door coupe, Peri pushed me in the back seat like a pillowy sofa. I stumbled into my filthy shoes with super points from six yards that were worn at the time and ended up face and pad. She mercilessly I set the seat on the lower back and perched next to his brother all satisfied. I pulled a leg in avoiding a close call that unbalanced amputation me with the door.
Then I realized what I had whispered that big worm "in front of them sit down."
At that same party the crime occurred.
While I was wandering alone and bored in the room, I came across a column behind that Peri was a visit to an ENT guy with half his age.
When he realized that I had seen, Peri gave me the eye of the iguana and passed his hand on his throat cut.
The message was clear enough. The boy was frightened
and tried to flee but the Peri caught by the neck and began to furiously slinguazzarlo. The victim gave me a desperate SOS to the eye.
Be yours, friend.
At the end of the party I plunged into the back seat without a word. When the 'ex-emplare asked me, "as ugly tie the father of celebrated?" I replied, "No. Tonight I did not see anything. "
If the language of the boy was probably in an ice bucket, mine was left for a trip to Corleone.
Peri I seized the next day before set foot across the threshold of his house.
"Come here. Thanks for yesterday. I love makeup! "
"But ... do not need to have already made up ..."
"No no, I want to make up for good. I'm good you know? "His smile
psyco pulled me out a moan of fear.
"What?"
"No, I said ... how nice! But yes, a bit from truccami '"Peri
I opened the door of his room, something that never happened before. There I took the panic.
seemed he had just spent a bunch of monkeys cocaine. There was an appalling mess.
Panties, clothes, newspapers, cans, dishes, plants, CDs, umbrellas, paper, McDonald containers, cans, bags, jewelry, dolls, creams, shoes, candles ... The
all dominated by a clear six meters by three with Peri-smile Prozac wedding dress and veil and bouquet so much.
"What a beautiful picture ... it was Ca ... Carnival?"
"But when ever. I made it for the wedding of Arthur. I made a post in front of the same church, to understand that dead cat that his wife would have been ideal for him always and only me. "
Help.
"Come, sit here and take the tricks."
"You ... do ... where?"
"What I know about this case."
"Ah. All right. "
provided there is the corpse of Arturo. Peri began
his work incoherent.
"Of course you have a color that is a disaster. "He spoke
Cindy Crawford.
"Oh, I know, unfortunately. Try a bit 'of foundation. "
" Yes, but it is not that the foundation can do that who knows. See here, you're spotting. And those cheekbones accentuated so you create a gray area on the cheeks exaggerated. I do not know, I do not know. I'll see what I can do, but do not expect a miracle. "
But who asked you anything San Diego Dalla Palma? But you see is mentally unstable.
"Oh my God!"
"What!"
"You have one eye bigger the other! My brother knows? "
" Really? I'll have to tell him sooner or later. "
" You know that for every shirt that the board, my brother told me ten euro? "
Nothing less. That business acumen, that caciotta.
"Ah. But that cute. "
" You know iron? "
" I? For the truth is not very well .. "
" Remember the shirts that I always will stretch the daughters, because he's my brother "
No intention to blow the customer, the Blair Witch.
"We will miss other body ..."
"Good heavens!"
"What was!? "
" This applies to the bracelet that my brother gave you for Christmas? "
" This? Emm. Yes "
" What an asshole! He told me that your only had three pendants and instead has one, two, three ... SEVEN! Just like the one that got me! "
But that slippery eel! For now you flush your ass, then do the math.
"No ... you see ... in fact it was only three, it's me that I did add the other ..."
"Why not three enough? What do you mean, my brother is' a beggar? "
Now this makes me swallow Pennellone to blush.
"I wanted to say that .."
"Oh well. None of my business. "
And thank goodness.
"However, we know that this house is mine."
"Ah. Ok.
"And that's when my grandmother died, including his house will become mine."
Greetings grandmother.
"Sure, sure."
"You you've got a house?"
"Well ... I do not know, I see ..."
"No, no, sorry, there are things you ask."
"No , figures ... "
" What the fuck, YOU STILL FEEL THAT I CAN NOT GET THE EYE LINER! "
Angels in Heaven please do not abandon me, basically I've always been a person at least polite.
"Oh. Here, I'm done. On a look in the mirror "
Hi! Moira Orfei!
"Oh, how nice! Thanks. But now I go, eh? "
" Go go, I have a mess of things to do and I have no time to waste on this crap. ARE YOU STILL HERE? HO said move! "In the corridor
crossed the eel.
"Where are you running? And how the hell have you made up!? "
" crazy. And I go in the house because two are too many. "
The story of Viola ... the next episode!
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