Worksheet Persuasive Writing

The lookologo

I noticed that this year will bring the horrible shoes. Boots cut off at the front and rear air vents, enhanced with fringe, studs, rhinestones, coins and who knows ... maybe on request from the milk teeth of your child. Even Eva Herzigova can
to be equivocal with that stuff on his feet. However this is not a fashion blog, so I will not go further in the argument. But use it to introduce the ex-emplare of today: the personal looker also said, as I read about a bad week, lookologo . In practice that dictates how it should relate to a woman.
If you think that some movie stars pay these actors look like hookers to Turkey, I have to laugh. But the stars are stars. The drama is normal when a woman starts with a man who plays to the lookologo. It will also be free, but it is less easy to dismiss him. Returning to the mutilated boots the other day I saw a girl who was wearing a Model all perforated, combined with leather leggings, checkered shirt, belt and physique barattatolo of Nutella, the one-pound. Given that for me everyone is free to wear what they want if it puts him at ease, the problem is this: the girl was not at home. It is barely holding on his heels, almost bent down and pulled his shirt to cover his continued Séderon. So you may ask? So there he was proud that her boyfriend-lookologo it away behind a carnival floats. Maybe! I am sure that the poor would have gladly traded those stilts with a pair of wheels.
You see from a mile away when he is responsible for the disaster. You can understand gloating from the face to perform with the poor to the public. He does not see that this is the stuff of sucks, does not see her illness, does not see the glances of the people. He sees only that his girlfriend is prepared as those bombshells TV. And this to him enough.
I remember two women, mother and daughter, who had this serious problem with the husband / father.
The good man was representative of leather. Would have been for him as well upholstered in leather toilet. Avendoglielo discouraged, he decided to dress in leather himself, his wife and daughter who, ironically, were both girls to be starched pink tulle and lace. In order not to displease the man of the house, the poor things wore corsets and bustiers to go even worthy of Catwoman to do the shopping. You saw all haggard and Madonnelle, stuffed in these sadomasochistic outfits, that you almost felt like taking a pair of scissors and cut them free. The daughter then she was thin as a rail el'armamentario tamer from the painfully fell off. His mother was a bit 'more plump, but the expression at Pina Fantozzi caused a tremendous contrast. The only was he satisfied with his double-breasted style wedding Fonzie. At the bottom of the two martyrs could have been worse: imagine if the householder had worked in the upholstery.

Many women complain that their man did not accompany them never to go shopping. For heaven's sake! Be more than happy! Should suddenly lookologo. You've never seen one in action?
"No, love, this is wrong, you slam your face too. Excuse me, makes us see something else? "
" But ... I liked "
" No, no. Here, yes, I like this style grunge. "
" Oh, it's all bored! "
" This year should be so. And there we match these jeans with tears in art. Perfect. "
" To me they seem blind to the tears. "
" Come on, try it. "
" Do not I look like a bombers? "
" You are a stunner, sweetheart. "
Yes, of course, crashed into a valley after a flying off a cliff.

Another case: one of my colleagues in the office continued to be made up in a suspicious way. Pencil eyes rimmed with white (yes, white), electric blue mascara and lipstick cherry red. Sometimes even added a mole on the chin. Once I suggested a diplomatic intervention in this regard: "Have you ever tried a different make-up, maybe put a darker eyeshadow on the eyes stand out more, are so beautiful."
"Heavens no, my husband is fixed for the white pencil. "
What kind of a husband has a fixation with white pencil ? Much healthier setting for Inter!

And have you ever noticed the wives of the hairdressers? Impossible do not. We also recognize in a huge crowd: hair futures resigned expression.
is usually the wives of the hair stylist fife experience their inner visions: Cockscomb, leopard hair, extensions, fuchsia, white streaks, but also from headache hanks, clumps zigzag fringes and asymmetric.
are no more reassuring those husbands who do not even notice when the wife goes to the hairdresser?


Until it comes to hair, patience, so they grow back. But the men that drive women from their plastic surgeon deserves only a shovelful of lime in the mouth.
"No, darling, I love your body! It's just that we frequent a certain environment, you know. A third is plenty more beautiful to see. Now they all do. Think about how you would be well quell'abitino black Armani I got you, you could put it without a padded bra that I made you buy together. "
sane Every woman should have the right answer to such a council. But for those who were to be taken aback, I suggest this: "if anyone here needs to silicon that is you. Instead get two prostheses implanted in his underwear because you clearly lack the attributes. "

course in my personal catalog could not miss a lookologo. Indeed, more than one. One of them once asked me:
"Where are you going this way?"
"Like what?"
"With these shoes,"
"Am I wrong or are we going to do a simple bike ride?"
"Yes, but these are for gymnastics."
"No, they are ordinary shoes for walking, rides running and things like that. "
" You do not find a suitable "
" What!? "
" To you. I'm not a woman. "
" Yes they are. I got them in the women's department. "
" Yes, but are made of rubber. "
" So? "
" I think that women should wear high heels, always. Above all, you're not so high. "
" I I think people should keep quiet, ever. Above all, you're not so smart. "

But it was another to reach the summit. This subject was a real impediment in dealing with his bike and one day he stopped to nibble at the traffic lights. I was behind him and I ustionai the calf on the exhaust. The next day I had a painful skin volcano that erupted yellowish liquid. The simpleton was frightened, and in the grip of guilt doctor called an old friend asking him to visit me even though it was Saturday.
Within minutes I received his text message: "Get ready, I'm coming to take me to John, a dear friend, doctor."
effort I put in a pair of blue trousers under the knee to facilitate the visit, white t-shirt and blue Superga.
Gianni was very polite. Perhaps in a bit too much. It seemed to me that it looked at me as I po'strano a medical and I rubbed the edges of the wound.
It was not bad either, but anyway ...
This begins to flirt in front of my boyfriend. Dunno, maybe I'm wrong.
But another pair of calf carezzine I took away all doubt. I was not mistaken.
Ok, Hans, you are so cute and I've also distracted from the pain, if I was not with this abboccamoto they could even speak, but that is the case, then you're good.
"That's it. If you were to get hurt, this is my business visit. "
Bella move, young doctor. Damn me, a person more or less for good!
"Thank you, but he's got your number."
I gave him a smile as if to say
You're exaggerating.
In fact, at this point you should open a long period on another species of hominid: the Rischiatutto. Maybe in another post.
Back to us, once out of the study, my ex decreed caustic:
"You made me make a fool of."
Ops, if they have noticed.
Vebbè, we begin with a healthy fall from the clouds.
"I? Why did I do? "
" The you know. "
continue with a sacrosanct denial.
"I have not done anything."
"But I warned you that John is a friend of mine!"
"Well, it was him ..."
"What he has to do? You made that! "
Oh God, I started to flirt with him without realizing it. I must be crazy!
"Bah, I just wanted to be polite, instill received us on Saturday ..."
"What are you talking about? So, you think that the way to meet a dress for my friend? We had also written to prepare the SMS "
" Cooomeee ?!?!?!"
"You put everything into simple, Capri pants and white t-shirt anonymous. Mica you were going to the beach? Do not have thought that I might like to introduce some 'better? "
" I did not understand, I had to put in an evening gown to make me go to a nasty burn pile, which by the way I got because of you? "
"This is a different matter. Only needed a dress, a sandal ... "
I hate that the singular! Two! I have two feet!
"Now I think that I started with a girl all."
"And yet I know what I'm thinking? What I started with a rare idiot. One such idiot to be unable to withstand even a motorbike. But above all so stupid as to say rubbish like this hurt me banging in the brain, which is why I also feel a bit 'crazy right now. And a fool can afford to say anything. Also you're an asshole! "
" ... "
" Shut up! I have not finished! You know what else you say? "
" What else can I say? "
" I say that your friend is not so very sorry. "
" You think so? "
" I say Yes! "
" Bah. Hopefully. In fact, at least you were wearing makeup and hair were pretty good. "

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Mother of Sorrows

Mother, oh mother. I may not forget you. Every time I pass the hospice where you're dead, assails me a thrill that can stir feelings of guilt and liberation, as if these two dimensions could not be separated even now that you are no longer here and I imagine that in a peace without end, the peace that you have always pursued, sweeping away everything and everyone in your quest resentful and restless.

Even me.

And this anxiety, your anxiety, you left me as a gift, as a legacy uncomfortable, but wise. Of those that keep you awake the soul, in a fight without end. Why peace is the daughter of two opposites: the stupid and bloody peace, like a dry desert plain under a sky washed out and planed, without wind or a war without end, fought against ourselves, without respite and without prisoners no nights to rest, no heaven to behold, full of wind, the cold, sharp, down from the north and it stops if not at the juncture between soul and flesh, and perhaps not even there, the war that leaves you breathless, yet as happy as the hero who gives his life for what he believes.

say that those who are amputee limb by, say a leg for years yet still feel as if it were still there, hanging on to them. Here, with you I feel the same thing. You're still here, clinging to me like you were in life. Your love angry and violent I was suffocating: it loads all the answers that I did not have in life, not because she did not tell you the dates, but because you were not ever happy. You were so tense, but calm: claim to have an open account with life, and you did pay for all those who tried to love you, as if love were to twist in retaliation for revenge.

's strange, even if you die alone -Do you take me to exhaustion and that I will not forgive me I know, have you left to die alone, in a coma in agreement, but no one that you held my hand, not even me, and this disgusts me, for pity and pride : I can not say that I was there, that sound humiliation, see in the end you loved me even dying in the night to let the bitterness sweet sound and uproots my vices in one-bedroom that he had finally obtained, as yet another whim, as if he was there all the good of the universe, even if your death has quelled my resentment, and opened the door to a love that I knew I had for you, but not of this magnitude has not subsided dark memories nor has cloaked them of that sweetness that seems to lack a gift to each memory. Quite the contrary. Made them more vivid, lucid, sharp, even if they were deprived of that poison that, when you were alive, I clouded her vision and his heart choked me pushing it down into a sludge of hatred and dependence in which it seemed sinking in quicksand as malignant.

And so the first image I see is not the smile with which I welcome you as a child, not yet as old as tasteless and pulled, or the embrace with which I thank you for being there. It is on the look of love that still shines in an old black and white photos. You are in the background, bias, bent, keep those bright eyes, as I've ever seen on me that a little further, but focus in the foreground, taking its first wobbly steps and you will see that, with the bib of colored cloth that I remember very well, for one of those strange games of memory that is fun to pull out of the mist details that tell you what you just can not remember. Stand there and watch me and the joy seems to paint this picture with the white jagged edges, and I do not see you, but I know you're there, you're ready to catch me. I trust you. We got all our lives there. Even Dad, far away in the darkness of the corridor, he has gone out first and you waited with the same delicacy hidden with which you left in the foreground, in broad daylight, to always choose pastel colors, edges, minute spots of shade. I have always believed that you had given another slap to your whim, had the courage, the lives of all would be different. I assume the best.

No. It is not that face, that light that I remember when I close my eyes and think of you.

But the embers of your cigarette, trying to fight the darkness in which you closed. The flashing red light when you brought me to sleep with you in the afternoon, as a child, two on my bed, head to toe, because I do not bother sleeping the rest. And I see the light on and off alternately noise that you were to shake the ashes in the ashtray embossed copper who now has pride of place as a shrine, among the objects that I have kept. And the same light in the dark kitchen, always you kept the shutters down, while severe judge me-I always find myself always judged guilty for being able to give your love, something that made you happy because it lets you believe you are magnanimous, and in silence, smoking, touching your hair, twisting his mouth and eyes to the ground by bending, suspending time, so as to prolong my suffering and your satisfaction.

Yet loved me so much. And you wanted to keep for yourself. Just for you. And I loved you, I love you even now. How could I not love someone gave me life. And, tragically, to keep it happy, off to himself that of two brothers that I never had. So how to turn off the cigarette, with anger and speed. I am a survivor, mom. A son unicizzato. A child bathed in blood of brothers and elevated to divinity, with the task of keeping the family together because everything is done for him. Everything. As a black hole that attracts all things to himself, torn from its existence, ground into a love that soaks complacent. Why the love for me, I soon realized, was actually a pretext, a mirror, you had so much affection that I need to embrace that resembled imprisoned in More power to the protection of a kidnapper of a mother.

Mom, this acid cola I still heart that I speak to you now, standing here in front of what remains of you here in our midst, and I can not discern the good from the pain, to draw a line between your dry egoism and mine, between your suffering is what causes a nearly perfect science. Why suffer

you have suffered, and often because of other, although in recent years, the memories were often watered down the imagination, from what I feared, wanted, hoped. And the violence was confused with what you wanted to be able to avenge receipt and boast. I remember the last days. August, on the terrace of the burnt nursing home. Mumbled words, talking out of turn, criticized, asked me, claimed. Nothing else. Yet I understand that they were the last hours and hangs like a branch that will save you from the abyss. But I let go and instead I fall, I was suspended and you fall into the chasm you.

And mom, but I can not remove the lining of hate across our life together-we knew how much you hurt, my mother-now I can feel the love grow new, purified, strengthened that comes from a new neighborhood, separated only by the thin veil of the sky.


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Love in the Time of SIP - Part II The nebulous

the post about love in the time of the SIP has (re) generated so many memories and comments from my friends, who I think deserves a sequel.

Someone, for example, brought me back to memories of the infamous role of those who had to wait for the call.
I, the unhappy / not only could not leave the house, but could not take a shower, drying clothes or take a nap the whole time of waiting. That could last for days and days.
And if there were more people in the house who waited an important call, the atmosphere was so electric that you could pass the vacuum cleaner without plugging into the socket.
The phone was at the center the living room, like an oracle, like a Buddha. Mute when you were staring, deafening just entered the bath.
But for some obscure reason you felt that your life depended on that wire spiral, twisted forever and always too short.
In a house of my knowledge, there lived a family consisting of parents and five children. The latest addition to considerable time after the fourth. When the first four were in full storm of adolescence, then, the little guy took its first steps. And often it was right near the phone, that if they were to ring trouble. Four bison furious hurled at the TV ignoring the little brother who regularly flew in the air, landing on the provident carpet. Over the years, the baby grew up and started running towards the phone with his brothers. And fly through the air at that time was the cat.

Someone else instead I drew attention to the indecent, but useful practice of "squilletto. Your boyfriend told you he would stay at home all evening? Ok. I trust you. Indeed not. We do squilletto. He answered and you put down, without saying anything. Bravo. But the obsessive compulsive disorder that was not enough. And the technique of squilletto went on all night until the poor and you unplug the phone the next day you were allowed to smash the Maronites' because you were called to give him good night and found unplugged, of course had made him just about a minute before leaving to go to camp out with the herd of idiots of his friends. "

When he had a long distance relationship the phone becomes an extension of your body.
Why not just cell phones did not exist, but there was no Internet, there were no airlines, trains and Red Arrow.
Being able to, I'd swallowed that thing just to feel closer to the heart of your sweetheart. Beginning. Usually in September, when still gives you the illusion that the flirt your summer was a great love story.
to the feast of All Saints began to do the math. Weekly cost for phone calls: twenty thousand francs. Releases in the center to show off her boyfriend in front of single friends: zero. And a voice announce
well up: "I'm sorry I have to call girls' first apartments with a phone booth, it was not the same effect.
before Christmas, you realize that your girlfriend was as good as the status of a subscription has expired.
And if someone asked you how was your boyfriend, you say: "Bah, cute, yes. But none of that. Of course, not the ones with the old-fashioned gray scroll wheel. He at least has the frets. And when it rings around lights. But in truth I do not turn on as before. "
By January, the" fidanzafono "was formally informed of its new and final former condition. By registered without proof of receipt.

is a long time that I no longer have a landline at home, but when I see other people's rest home in a more and more surprised by the level of technology. Display to identify who's calling, screen for video calls, Internet connection, USB port, etc. hot water tap.
Once the phones were all the same. Mouse-gray, with small buttons and wheel mangiadito white hysteria and repeated pressed on busy. And then there were no little voice, that of the ladies today if you make mistakes cazziatone number.
The first time my grandmother - a po'sorda - came into contact with a small voice, he hung up abruptly, indignantly.
"What's grandmother, who was it?"
"I have the wrong number. I called a shameless scicchignacche with one voice. "

However I said that originally a single model, then, in the early nineties, the phone has become a gadget of worship and have come out of all kinds: in the form sandwiches, canned, lobster, banana ... more strange was the style and less likely was the conversation. A little 'because it never worked well, a little' because how do we entrust their speeches to a dachshund with a wire coming out the ass ... sorry?
I had one shaped like a tennis shoe but did not use it because it gave me pleasure a nagging feeling that someone walked on the face.
It's better than that of a friend of mine-shaped cabinet.
Once his mother organized a fine dinner for the principal of her husband. One of those dinners array of linen tablecloths, silver cutlery and crystal glasses.
When the illustrious visitor asked to make a phone call, the father of my friend proudly showed him the new Sirius, one designed by Giugiaro design guru.
chief apologized and asked her if they did not have a phone in another room, because the call was a bit 'delicate.
"Of course, my daughter's room there is another phone. Go ahead, you there, she went out. "
The poor man, however, did not enter the daughter's room for about six months. And that is, before the old phone was replaced by a water wheel.
I wonder if after many years, the father of my friend was able to take it with humor and laugh at the time he was forced to extend a process to his boss.

The unfortunate event but it was not enough because the girl was free of that phone, Valentine's Day gift from his greatest love. You can imagine the rest.
Once another friend of ours decided it was time to give up her boyfriend useless and cumbersome. And he decided to do so by telephone from his home but could not because his father - a bit like an 'old - had never discovered that she had a boyfriend, and find out at the end of the affair would not have improved things.
Usually she called him from the cabin, but did not want to let go that way. Did not love him anymore, but the poor fellow did not deserve such an end. And so she asked her friend with guest toilet. I also went in my usual role as a supporter for unloading goods. The
mollatrice but did not know that phone, its form, and was startled when she saw him.
"Oh my God! But what is it? "
" The device by which you will return a free person. "
" What is a phone?!? No, no, I can not use. Do not you have another? "
" Yes, but in the living room where my brother is looking at the paintings. "
" But really how can you leave one with this contraption!? "
" How do you do with any other phone. "
" I can not, I can not! "
" ufff! How long do the "
" Look, you do so, close your eyes, tell him what you say and attacks. Just close the table. "
and pull the exhaust
..." Okay come on. And ... oh my God, panic. What do I say? "
" And I know, the usual things you say when you give someone who just does not hold anymore, that kind of stuff I do not know how I feel, I need time to think, are in crisis etc. etc. "
" Nooo, that bad! I would have thought about, I was fine with you. You're a good guy and will always be in my heart, but try to understand me, I feel the need to have new experiences. "
" which translated would be: not like you anymore, but you are so unlucky that I will not punish him. Appreciate the gesture and raising of the way that I feel like having a good time '. "
"Not true! Always the same cynical. I do not love you more but I still love. "
" Ok ok ... "The girl

brandished the bathroom furniture and began the procedure smollaggio.
"Hello, hello, I am. Do you feel you need to talk. "
" I too. "
" Oh yeah? And what I have to say? "
" I ... I do not know how I feel about you. I need time to think and ... "
" You are in crisis. "
" Exactly. "
" Hey ... do me a favor ... but go to hell. "


" Here. See that eventually the phone will be served as an inspiration? "