I noticed that this year will bring the horrible shoes. Boots cut off at the front and rear air vents, enhanced with fringe, studs, rhinestones, coins and who knows ... maybe on request from the milk teeth of your child. Even Eva Herzigova can
to be equivocal with that stuff on his feet. However this is not a fashion blog, so I will not go further in the argument. But use it to introduce the ex-emplare of today: the personal looker also said, as I read about a bad week, lookologo . In practice that dictates how it should relate to a woman.
If you think that some movie stars pay these actors look like hookers to Turkey, I have to laugh. But the stars are stars. The drama is normal when a woman starts with a man who plays to the lookologo. It will also be free, but it is less easy to dismiss him. Returning to the mutilated boots the other day I saw a girl who was wearing a Model all perforated, combined with leather leggings, checkered shirt, belt and physique barattatolo of Nutella, the one-pound. Given that for me everyone is free to wear what they want if it puts him at ease, the problem is this: the girl was not at home. It is barely holding on his heels, almost bent down and pulled his shirt to cover his continued Séderon. So you may ask? So there he was proud that her boyfriend-lookologo it away behind a carnival floats. Maybe! I am sure that the poor would have gladly traded those stilts with a pair of wheels.
You see from a mile away when he is responsible for the disaster. You can understand gloating from the face to perform with the poor to the public. He does not see that this is the stuff of sucks, does not see her illness, does not see the glances of the people. He sees only that his girlfriend is prepared as those bombshells TV. And this to him enough.
I remember two women, mother and daughter, who had this serious problem with the husband / father.
The good man was representative of leather. Would have been for him as well upholstered in leather toilet. Avendoglielo discouraged, he decided to dress in leather himself, his wife and daughter who, ironically, were both girls to be starched pink tulle and lace. In order not to displease the man of the house, the poor things wore corsets and bustiers to go even worthy of Catwoman to do the shopping. You saw all haggard and Madonnelle, stuffed in these sadomasochistic outfits, that you almost felt like taking a pair of scissors and cut them free. The daughter then she was thin as a rail el'armamentario tamer from the painfully fell off. His mother was a bit 'more plump, but the expression at Pina Fantozzi caused a tremendous contrast. The only was he satisfied with his double-breasted style wedding Fonzie. At the bottom of the two martyrs could have been worse: imagine if the householder had worked in the upholstery.
Many women complain that their man did not accompany them never to go shopping. For heaven's sake! Be more than happy! Should suddenly lookologo. You've never seen one in action?
"No, love, this is wrong, you slam your face too. Excuse me, makes us see something else? "
" But ... I liked "
" No, no. Here, yes, I like this style grunge. "
" Oh, it's all bored! "
" This year should be so. And there we match these jeans with tears in art. Perfect. "
" To me they seem blind to the tears. "
" Come on, try it. "
" Do not I look like a bombers? "
" You are a stunner, sweetheart. "
Yes, of course, crashed into a valley after a flying off a cliff.
Another case: one of my colleagues in the office continued to be made up in a suspicious way. Pencil eyes rimmed with white (yes, white), electric blue mascara and lipstick cherry red. Sometimes even added a mole on the chin. Once I suggested a diplomatic intervention in this regard: "Have you ever tried a different make-up, maybe put a darker eyeshadow on the eyes stand out more, are so beautiful."
"Heavens no, my husband is fixed for the white pencil. "
What kind of a husband has a fixation with white pencil ? Much healthier setting for Inter!
And have you ever noticed the wives of the hairdressers? Impossible do not. We also recognize in a huge crowd: hair futures resigned expression.
is usually the wives of the hair stylist fife experience their inner visions: Cockscomb, leopard hair, extensions, fuchsia, white streaks, but also from headache hanks, clumps zigzag fringes and asymmetric.
are no more reassuring those husbands who do not even notice when the wife goes to the hairdresser?
Until it comes to hair, patience, so they grow back. But the men that drive women from their plastic surgeon deserves only a shovelful of lime in the mouth.
"No, darling, I love your body! It's just that we frequent a certain environment, you know. A third is plenty more beautiful to see. Now they all do. Think about how you would be well quell'abitino black Armani I got you, you could put it without a padded bra that I made you buy together. "
sane Every woman should have the right answer to such a council. But for those who were to be taken aback, I suggest this: "if anyone here needs to silicon that is you. Instead get two prostheses implanted in his underwear because you clearly lack the attributes. "
course in my personal catalog could not miss a lookologo. Indeed, more than one. One of them once asked me:
"Where are you going this way?"
"Like what?"
"With these shoes,"
"Am I wrong or are we going to do a simple bike ride?"
"Yes, but these are for gymnastics."
"No, they are ordinary shoes for walking, rides running and things like that. "
" You do not find a suitable "
" What!? "
" To you. I'm not a woman. "
" Yes they are. I got them in the women's department. "
" Yes, but are made of rubber. "
" So? "
" I think that women should wear high heels, always. Above all, you're not so high. "
" I I think people should keep quiet, ever. Above all, you're not so smart. "
But it was another to reach the summit. This subject was a real impediment in dealing with his bike and one day he stopped to nibble at the traffic lights. I was behind him and I ustionai the calf on the exhaust. The next day I had a painful skin volcano that erupted yellowish liquid. The simpleton was frightened, and in the grip of guilt doctor called an old friend asking him to visit me even though it was Saturday.
Within minutes I received his text message: "Get ready, I'm coming to take me to John, a dear friend, doctor."
effort I put in a pair of blue trousers under the knee to facilitate the visit, white t-shirt and blue Superga.
Gianni was very polite. Perhaps in a bit too much. It seemed to me that it looked at me as I po'strano a medical and I rubbed the edges of the wound.
It was not bad either, but anyway ...
This begins to flirt in front of my boyfriend. Dunno, maybe I'm wrong.
But another pair of calf carezzine I took away all doubt. I was not mistaken.
Ok, Hans, you are so cute and I've also distracted from the pain, if I was not with this abboccamoto they could even speak, but that is the case, then you're good.
"That's it. If you were to get hurt, this is my business visit. "
Bella move, young doctor. Damn me, a person more or less for good!
"Thank you, but he's got your number."
I gave him a smile as if to say
You're exaggerating.
In fact, at this point you should open a long period on another species of hominid: the Rischiatutto. Maybe in another post.
Back to us, once out of the study, my ex decreed caustic:
"You made me make a fool of."
Ops, if they have noticed.
Vebbè, we begin with a healthy fall from the clouds.
"I? Why did I do? "
" The you know. "
continue with a sacrosanct denial.
"I have not done anything."
"But I warned you that John is a friend of mine!"
"Well, it was him ..."
"What he has to do? You made that! "
Oh God, I started to flirt with him without realizing it. I must be crazy!
"Bah, I just wanted to be polite, instill received us on Saturday ..."
"What are you talking about? So, you think that the way to meet a dress for my friend? We had also written to prepare the SMS "
" Cooomeee ?!?!?!"
"You put everything into simple, Capri pants and white t-shirt anonymous. Mica you were going to the beach? Do not have thought that I might like to introduce some 'better? "
" I did not understand, I had to put in an evening gown to make me go to a nasty burn pile, which by the way I got because of you? "
"This is a different matter. Only needed a dress, a sandal ... "
I hate that the singular! Two! I have two feet!
"Now I think that I started with a girl all."
"And yet I know what I'm thinking? What I started with a rare idiot. One such idiot to be unable to withstand even a motorbike. But above all so stupid as to say rubbish like this hurt me banging in the brain, which is why I also feel a bit 'crazy right now. And a fool can afford to say anything. Also you're an asshole! "
" ... "
" Shut up! I have not finished! You know what else you say? "
" What else can I say? "
" I say that your friend is not so very sorry. "
" You think so? "
" I say Yes! "
" Bah. Hopefully. In fact, at least you were wearing makeup and hair were pretty good. "
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