This matter of the cloud of ash that has knocked the air traffic has made me think about a kind of man who is shorting out the female population: the nebulous. The nebulous
is confused, uncertain, doubtful. Never responds to questions with clarity, does not take sides, does not know how she feels, does not know what to say. His intentions, his true feelings are a mystery. Wrapped, in fact, in a dense cloud of "boh".
For a woman hit a nebulous is a great misfortune. But not realize it until the end because the beginning is always the presumption that they have the key for that being "complicated and wonderful that no one has ever understood." After a period of time that varies from woman to woman, the only key is that everyone wants to English smash in the head and observe how they are organized nebuoloso those few neurons that live there.
Yes, because the nebulous may also appear attractive at first, but later, removing the layer of dust, you will find only other powder. Yet
around there are thousands that are reproduced as surrogates.
Of course I also had my good nebulous. When I went out with him, the moment in the stock market was essential. Our conversations touched peaks of absurdity unspeakable.
"Tomorrow we go to sea with the boys?"
"Hmmmm .. bah, if you like, I do not know, actually, I might, however, come on, if you want, I figured, I come to the limit, then we see, I do not know, maybe you go, then I see ... "
" I did not understand. Let's go or not? "
" Here, you, like all other women, always want a clear answer on everything for you is all white or black. You women do not know the gray. "
" Sure, it is the color of brain matter that you're missing. "
" Sorry, I know why I continue to present as your friend? "
" Well, I do not know I do not know what to say, we are also instill friends, and then ... but why do you ask? "
" Because I think we are at ABC. "
" ... I do not know, why fixate on the definitions, friend's cute anyway, what's wrong, but if you do not go well, maybe let's change it, I do not know, if you insist, I do not mind if I introduce myself as friend, but does not mean it can prove feelings for you, even though I'm not sure which, though short, it seems to me that you are well together, then you should understand what it means to be well ... "
" Correct me, we are not AI. "
To obvious reasons, the problems began almost immediately, and there the Moment is insufficient. One evening I experienced three glasses of sparkling wine on an empty stomach and I realized it worked.
But it's not that you may end for a drunken stoned.
So I said enough to painkillers, I took him for a pizza and my weapon of vacuum cleaner.
"Look, I'd be a bit 'tired of this relationship amorphous. Perhaps it's to clarify things "
The word" clarify "the nebulous has the effect of a pepper spray.
"CLARIFY?! Why? That is what that reason is, I do not know, tell me what you mean, I can even try, but do not know, I guarantee you, but come on, for you I try, I keep it, even if you do not really know ... "
- The Lords have chosen to get pizza?
"No, just a moment, please excuse us."
- Please Please take your time.
"I want understand how you feel for me and value from our relationship. "
said it may seem like a style a bit 'too Court of Nuremberg. I never dreamed of doing an interview like a normal person, but I decided to go down heavy. Or is it or nothing. And the split. The nebulous
rolled on itself and began to writhe like a python.
"What's the matter?"
"No is that to me these questions so I sweat, I'm not the type that ... I ... I ... That's it. I am a bit 'confused. "
I'm confused. There it is the first mark of nebulous. As if the confusion you take such a sudden heart attack and others should not make you shake. But I do not I let go.
"This is not an answer. You decide. "
" Well, well, it's simple, so out of hand, I do not know, you know not decide "
Meanwhile, the waiter buzzed around the block orders.
"In life you make choices."
"Well yes, I guess so, it's just that I have not decided the type, I can not choose .."
"If you know what you want, of course you know what to choose. Look inside, ask yourself what you want, answer to yourself and then ... "
Then the waiter came over and said discrete
" Excuse me, but if the lord just do not know what to choose, we also have great pasta dishes. "
... ... ... ... ...
In fact, the only decisions that night were a daisy, a carbonara and a kick in the ass.
Almost all my friends have run into a hazy. One in particular has my sympathy because he lived in the cloud for about eight years.
She eventually, exhausted, he asked
"I want to know if you love me."
pepper spray.
"I?"
"You, yes you. Who do you think you're talking about, with your coat?!? "
Given that the pitch exhausted from hysteria, is short.
"I ... I think ... that I do not know if we say that ... oh well ... ... I will respect you very much!"
"What the fuck do I care that I deem necessary? I want to know if you love me! "
" ... I do not know, I think that ... I'm confused. "
first mark.
"Are you confused since I know you, now you sconfondi and tell me if you love me or not. And be careful what you say because if I answer yes, we are getting married later this year. "
Drrrrrrrranghete.
"Oh ... oh ... well ... .. aucch Spich stump ... ... ... SPOF. Zac ... .."
Nebula shorted. But then ...
"I have a great idea! Let's take a pause for thought! "
on time, the second buoy nebulous. The pause, aka: the period during which the party seeking the break doing what they like, some are even children, and the sufferer is to set the phone day and night until your eyes are not asking for pity.
Usually when the woman asks the break, is the prelude of the end. When the man asks, why is another which has the hands and wants to have a good time without feeling guilty.
"Great idea a sledgehammer. During the last break you in going to reflect in Brazil. I want an answer now. Love me or not? "
" I, not I know ... "
" Do not you know? Ok. For me it's okay. For me not knowing it is tantamount to a no. You and me we're not together anymore. Now go away. "
" NO! WAIT! "
Another distinctive feature of nebulous: the terror of clear positions. Let it means making a decision, however, and in some ways out of the cloud. Bruised, but in light of the sun. And the hazy hates sunlight.
"Wait ... wait, what are these hasty decisions, piccicucci ..."
"Nothing piccicucci. O love me or not. Answer me! "
" I ... well ... here. WE ARE! I ... "
Tataaaaaaan
..." Me? "
"I .... I loved you. There. Of this I'm sure. Unfounded and that's something no? Yes, I have loved, period. Of this I am sure. "
And this unshakable certainty, especially useful for a future together, the curtain finally fell.
I think that a real social evil are nebulous. It is their fault if relations continue to exist for sterile years and then leaving before the important decisions are shipwrecked adrift poor girls stunned. Schools should be established in time of personal defense against the nebulous.
"If a man says to you - I do not know how I feel about you, but also because the feelings in a squalid jail definition? - Instead of doing nodded with a smile fool from the poet's muse, sferrategli a hook on the jaw, here, here where there is bone, and escape. "
Too many women still fall for it. And with their acquiescence worsen the danger of nebulous, which can pass the helpless helpless in up to eighty.
Recently I read in the newspapers of a similar problem: pigeons. These flying rats
scagazzano in our city doing very serious damage to buildings and monuments. They carry diseases, are dirty and stink. Yet there is an army of ignorant people who still feed them. For who knows, they were plump enough. A pigeon weighs more than Piazza San Marco of an Indian child.
The City of Milan, however, has been pretty good idea: to attract the pigeons in specific areas in which steal their eggs, so as to limit reproduction.
wonder that the strategy can be applied also to the nebulous: lure them all in a fenced area, to pay the plaintiffs that they lend themselves to pretend confused reports, is prohibited subject of children, and get that to a sweet, smooth, pain-free ... FIGHTING.
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