Question: What is a list?
Answer: a list.
Wrong!
For some people it is a way of life.
And I am not referring to the list of resolutions for a better world. Alas, I'm talking about what to enter discos and clubs. One of my ex-
emplari breathed only knew he was on at least two lists for the evening. No matter what type of event it was, the important thing was that there was a list.
He spent half his time making calls crazy:
"Arnolfo carisssssimo! How are you? Eh we manage, we manage. Listen, I know that you have the list for the Feast of the Dementia Rotary. Do you mind include me? Perfect. What? We must all come dressed in yellow with purple pants? Of course, what's the problem. You're always my best friend, thank you. How? In that sense what name you write? My, is not it? Ah. Do not you remember. "
" Gandolfo! My friend ... eh it goes, it goes on. Look, I'm calling to the list for The Night of the Flying Nerd. You can also add my name? Thanks, Gandi. A good make. How? Certainly some, right. All dressed birds. That's fine. I'll see you and say hello to your legendary grandfather, always a lively mandrill eh? How do you say? Ah. Condolences. "
" Marcolf mine! How long! Eh, we fight we fight. Tell me, 'you've got a list for you on Thursday of the lame cast? Yes, please, if there was a spot on the list ... Ah. There is still no. Okay, but we are only on Tuesday. Sure sure, with chalk. I do not know if I can get a break on Thursday, If anything, I put fake. I agree and say hello as Liliana. What? Wow I'm sorry. Ah, I see. Well, then say hello to Hugh dearly. "
steps in show business, does it mean to be and if this image is functional at a profit, why blame the unfortunate? Reservoir Dogs always do these cruel jokes in which the employee entrance pretends not to recognize people in the TV and put away without mercy because they do not on the list. Bad.
Antonella Elia, Antonella Elia to prefect style, kept repeating: "AO, but you're out? I'm Antonio. " So, without a last name. Manco had said "I Pupo.
However, this ex-emplare was not even the show. But if you notice not to be on a list, it gave the show. I'm not talking about a kid of twenty, that you know the age of such clouded mind. No, I'm talking about an adult with the syndrome of concealed storage. I'm serious. He was terrified of being put aside, to be cut off from society. The list was the best way he knew how to let the world know he was there.
Even more absurd that his conviction was the same for others.
Once, while returning home from a club, we stayed with the car dry. It was very late and the nearest gas station was about three quarters of an hour way. A couple stopped to lend assistance. They were both in their fifties, lived in a village in the province and were returning from a wedding, it was wrapped in two terrible clothes ceremony.
together weighed more than a road. But they were very kind. They went up to the pump and took us to a fuel tank.
the end what he said to thank the idiot? "You were delicious. I leave you my number, if you pass the new here and want to take a ride all'Histeria Baldoria or call me. Let me put on the list. "
The two made a smile of circumstance, stuffed into his car and hit the rocket.
"You could not just offer you some coffee? What we must do two fifty hippos in the country Baldoria?! "
" Everyone wants to be on the list of Baldoria "
" Listen, Schindler, the revelry you you've got it in my head. "
Despite his diligence sometimes happened that his name was not on a list. But he did not give, he complained, was one thousand phone calls, call the police, the UN and protecting animals, there is always a good idea. In the meantime I
I walked away stealthily approaching any group of persons, provided that no one associated with him.
But this time was particularly disastrous. MondoBaccano was Halloween and there was a huge party. The listaiolo had moved ten days before and after many phone calls had cornered two spots in the bottom of the list.
The evening included a fancy dress theme. The ex-Raven emplare wanted to dress up, that of the film. But as her sister had makeup looked more like a panda. But I was wearing a dress with orange balloon and a bare foundation of the same color. So pretending to look like a pumpkin. In fact, the Raven asked me "why are you dressed like a tangerine?" Overcoming
skeletons and ghosts in the regular line, we headed towards the entrance with the sign "Lists."
The Crow made his name displaying a calm that had not, and waited while beads of sweat the untying the dough in his face.
"No, no." Panic
"It is not possible, controls better."
"No way, you're not there."
Insult! You're not
"Listen, I am very dear friend of Hannibal, it was he who invited me ..."
"Hannibal? And who the fuck is that? "
Ok, it was time to mingle in the crowd. Began the approach maneuver to a group of girls dressed as witches.
"Why, Hannibal the Cannibal, the one who organized the party!"
"You were misinformed. This festival is organized by Nicola alone. " And already the name
... "Well, I know him too. Can I come in now? "
" No dear, you have to queue like any other ordinary mortals. "
Embee, define deadly army of ghosts and zombies ...
"Look mate I occupy a prominent position, if you let me go you have a number of advantages ..."
"Listen, Care Bears: First I'm not your friend, for your benefits to make them enjoy your sister Get off my back and now I blocks the entrance. "
I always approach the more witches.
The panda was about to leave, then turned and began his show:
"You did not understand who you are dealing with! I am a friend of Giambattista that track, and Ernesto Sparalesto Gianriccio Capriccio! I just make a phone call and you're out. OUT "( Really you're out ). You were in the cradle while I participated in the legendary Night of Braghe Hot in '91! And in '88 I was also elected Mr. Jersey Health sweaty! Without me this evening has died. DEAD! ( ok, and on, it's the right night ).
Now that I call you to come and separate the black sheep of the white ... "
That was unimpressed. He called a great bouncer and pointed to the struggling.
The mountain man approached him slowly, looked into his eyes and four fingers of his hand gave him a pat on the forehead. So: Puc!
Mamma mia, now looked like a Pierrot with his fingers in the current. At that point I
azzeccai a bit 'too witch, who noticed it, looked at me and walked away. One said, "but I want Super Santos?". In my little
well I had done a fairly good picture of shit.
Former emplare came back to me and said, "Let's go, there is bad people."
Indeed, it was just the debutantes' ball. But we two were the ugliest of all.
And the most watched, not for style.
disappear was agreed that the solution.
"Yes, yes, let's go" We walked to the parking
quickening his pace more and more until we had two sprinter seem a bit 'geek.
"Now where do we go so combined? We can not even go there to make a pizza! "
" Do not worry, we are also on the list of Halloween party of Leopardi. "
" The Leopards? And who is your friend? "
" No, the school Giacomo Leopardi. "
!...!....!
I must say that was a very exciting period in terms of social life, but for obvious reasons, the story went like a rotting bag of milk out of the refrigerator.
But I did one last favor for this model: put it on top of the list of my ex. And without him even making a phone call.
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