In this post I will take a break from the havoc and disaster, and speak to a ex-emplare decent. Why was someone else I would have ended up taking her vows.
Indeed, more than decent I must say that it was for good, so I will take them around because they do not deserve it.
Really: this guy was a little person in the place. In spite of himself. Yeah, because the ex-emplare above would have preferred by far seem to be a formidable person, but just could not. Let me explain. He came from Israel and was a Palestinian Arab. It was not in Italy to hijack planes, but to study and graduate. In spite of any possible injury, was the most harmless of this world, but it made him angry as a snake. To begin
not exactly towering stature and round spectacles adversely affected the physique du role. Then there are polite ways, the seriousness and shyness made him a great person to disgustingly good. He felt there anyway to look like a shady, but if the old ladies asked him promptly hand to cross the road, something was wrong.
However I repeat this ex-emplare was a good person, so I'm not going to tease him.
I will only say that the poor had the shame of the group of his fellow students. Not that they were terrorists in disguise, I do not think at least, but their appearance was more similar to the idea that one can have a Palestinian. All high, black leather coats, dark sunglasses and beard of two days. When walking along the corridors of the university made a certain effect. But then it came into my plush tail with the keffiyeh, and the effect vanished.
A friend of mine - gusher, style no-global, vaguely comunistoide, but also lost sirocco - absolutely wanted to meet him.
"Fiiigo! You put a Palestinian! Grannnde. I've always said that you are a tough. "
I tried to warn her:" See that one is completely normal. "
" A Palestine can not be normal. Every Palestinian has the fire in his eyes, fighting, the desperation of a people deprived of their land, the history of injustice for centuries ... "
" No look, you're off the street ... "
" Forward, forward! We know this fellow! "
?? When the friend arrived
I introduced them skeptical.
My friend was dumbfounded. He expected a guerrilla fighter with machine gun over his shoulder and instead found himself in front of the smurf.
I looked deeper in search of the god of Arafat. Macchi.
He crumpled in on itself. I tried to revive the conversation, but it seemed an Arabic TV with sound broken. She moved her lips but did not feel anything. My friend gave him a couple of questions with a political background, then grew impatient and blurted out, "EU, but you say, do not you feel?". The situation collapse. The poor fellow blushed, stared ... and horror: he spoke in his ear. I wanted to die, had since kindergarten that I could.
He mumbled something to me, but grabbed only "this Bazza. Mad. The "p" just did not succeed.
The girl was definitely upset. I took the situation in hand and said "Ok, we gotta go." I pushed a little beyond the idiot brother of bin Laden and Intimae the start of the library. The girl said sharply: "I told you it was normal."
"Listen, this seems not only a Palestinian, but I do not miss much normal."
And here I must break a lance in favor of the former emplare: a smandrappata with her hair half blue and half the blacks, the body riddled with piercings, only two tests in the manual and the fourth year out of course, ruled that the boy was not normal because he expected a sort of Terminator!
time after Arabic received a visit from a dear cousin and fellow countryman.
Being a big fan of Italian football, decided to take him to see a game National, Naples.
Before you get in a car, I tried to explain with gestures to his cousin that it was better to leave the house Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses just bought.
In Naples you never know.
Since the boy seemed not to understand I asked my ex to translate, but even he seemed surprised.
"Why should not put them?"
"Why daughters might steal them, right?"
"How do they do if he put them?"
"Like this" and took off his glasses from the nose of the relative, as I had seen a couple Sometimes the thieves Naples. The little rose
"What do you mean?! We are Palestinians! I want to see who allows you to do such a thing to two Palestinians! We are not afraid of anyone, what do you think? Just see my keffiyeh and no one comes close, I'll show you. Tse. "Here is the
Rambetto that paws. I wanted to say that for that category of people is only a keffiyeh scarf white and black. But I did not, so it was useless.
He motioned to the joint to wear glasses and started strutting around. Two steps and stumbled.
walked on land less than five minutes from Naples and the obvious happened.
Two guys on a scooter stopped beside us and guide an amused look sunglasses D & G.
I ficcai the fly in a bar and, to stay in theme Naples, "who have seen ', we have seen'." I had a good view from the window and witnessed the scene complete. What
driving the scooter at Inc. cousin said something that clearly did not understand and turned to my ex. He muttered something to zero volume and made a small step back. The two
"napulilli" ignored him and mocking his glasses marched from the face of naive, just as I had predicted. The
robbed tried to react, but a handful left the scooter in front of him stunned.
Finally my ex-emplare began to think to start the procedure to do something. And then I saw him at a rate of Moviola took off his glasses and pulled from its sheath pocket riporveli carefully. But unfortunately the sheath fell. Then lowered to the ground, pick up the sleeve, open the fatigue that is defective, put the glasses in place, perhaps the first to contact lenses cleaned a chamois cloth, replace the sleeve pocket, no, not the outside, the better the internal , close the zipper of the jacket it's cold. Now lift your head and try to focus on the situation.
The situation was already resolved and beautiful. Mariuncielli I were to get away with the loot while the cousin looked at them dumbfounded. But then the scooter came back and performed the outrage. The two are close to my ex, and the back seat, as quick as a cat, pulled the keffiyeh's neck and then shake in the air mo 'trophy while the other gave him gas.
English Quarters - Palestine: two to zero.
No. I did not laugh. It was not the case with a laugh. Do not laugh! Do not laugh! Okay come on, laugh now that you see.
I went to the counter and ordered two coffees. I looked out and called the chickens still petrified.
"Ragaaazzii! The coffee "
Because of my light-hearted, thought that I had not seen the scene and ricomposero. The dignity was not lost completely.
entered the bar and took a coffee in silence. For the duration of the match and afterwards, I pretended not to notice that at both missing something.
After graduating he returned the boy to Israel. Today is one of the most talented lawyers in the country. But with that aspect should not have been easy. I once wrote that he had been called to defend a man falsely accused of not know what. Before leaving home, in the excitement, the neoavvocato stuffed by mistake had put the jacket of his brother, a tall boy.
When this jacket who walked in the classroom talks entered the jail, his client burst into tears and shouted, "Then let me in jail! What do you do it to me the process ?!?".
Instead, he was acquitted.
However I repeat this ex-emplare is a good person, so I'm not going to tease him.
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