Few people know this, but there is a very simple, effective and economical way to learn the fate of life of a couple.
If everyone would use to time the number of failed marriages would decrease significantly. The anti-torture kit is packaged in a cardboard box and costs about thirty euro. His name is "Compatibility". In theory it is a parlor game, in practice it is a lifesaver.
Too bad that few take seriously. Can be found in toy stores but would be more appropriate if you sell drugs, in addition to pregnancy testing. And then, yes, people begin to think carefully about the outcome.
I will not explain the rules, but I mention the active principle, in practice this is to associate the cards with the images to a concept drawn by lot. Everyone plays for himself, but must be in pairs. Example is extracted the word "desire". Each player will choose three pictures from his deck that he thinks are associated with the word "desire" (eg, tropical beach, villa, money). The winner is the pair associated to the word extracted from the same cards. Why is it called Compatibility, as it measures the compatibility of the couple.
said it seems a harmless pastime for winter evenings. It's actually a bomb capable of blowing bowls of peanuts and nerves, lounges and profanity.
One Sunday evening as many a friend's house, three engaged couples, chips, beer, chocolates.
"Boys do something different tonight, we play Compatibility, gave me the for birthday, seems to have fun. "
" Yes come on! "
And then you pull out the black box. Yes, relative to that of air disasters.
"Ok, to each his or her deck with pictures. Now pull out the word. Lords came out the word ... FEAR. Five minutes from now according to you to choose three images associated with the word "fear." After five minutes
... "A couple at a time showdown, we start by Angela and Ivo."
The trio of Angela is associated with the fear: the sea, child, elderly person.
"But honey, what cards you have chosen your pardon? The sea!?! Are you afraid of the sea? "
" Yes, treasure. I can not swim. "
" I still have not learned? And the swimming lessons? "
" No love gone, I tell you, but I will not be heard. "
" Good heavens! You know how much that cost me over? "
" Do not worry, I converted my subscription in anti-cellulite massage. "
" You were wrong because if I were to fall into the water one day, those bearings will come in handy! "
" Are you asshole! "
" Hei Hei! Maybe you talk about it later. Go ahead. "
" And the child? What do you mean? "
" What I'm afraid to get pregnant. "
" But if we take precautions? And then I think the world there are things far more serious ... "
" Ivo, sorry you could talk later? "
" Ok, but I want to know why you put the old man. Are you afraid of growing old? "
" No, I'm afraid your grandmother. "
" My grandmother! And you did!? "
" Every time I get at home tell me - I make you out - "
" I told you a thousand times that my grandmother is ill. "
" No, it's crazy. And dangerous. "
" BOYS, BOYS! Su is a game! Ivo force to find out your cards. "
Terna Ivo on fear: clock, Highway, ATM.
"Now that we explain it."
"Of course: watch for fear of being late to an appointment, highway for fear of being left without fuel, and cash for fear that I will be cloned."
"And you the courage to tell me that the world there are things far more serious? "
" To conceive a child should not scare anyone. "
" To me much less considering your last performance. "
" But you should not talk to you enter into the bathtub with armrests
"Ivo stop or to thee tonight .."
"JUST KIDS! It's just a game. Angela and Ivo: zero points. On we go "
The game continues and draws another card: SEDUCTION.
"Hmmmm. This tour we have fun. "
" Touch the first to Ernesto and Lucia. Ernesto Forza find out what your cards "
sports car, cash, pearl necklace.
"What does your pardon?"
"It is obvious: all the things they do hit on women, no? Cars, money, jewelry ... "
" I do not think I've paid attention to these things when we met. "
" Okay but you have to do with seduction? "
" mean?! "
" Come on, come on! Lucia discover your cards. "
Cross, priest, church.
"And no Lucy! Even while playing I usually bring out the shrine! "
Ernest dear, I entrust to seduce me into heaven, I pray and beseech the saints to give me this gift."
"Ah, here. So you make the sign of the cross before coming to bed. Really very seductive. "
" What do you mean? I do my duty as a woman with self-sacrifice and a spirit of charity, to love even in contravention to the dictates of the holy Roman Catholic Church. "
" Amen "
" Do not be absurd! "
" It's your school by nuns has just hurt you. "
" What school do you know that you can not hardly ever went. "
" Less evil. At least I enjoyed as a young man. "
" Lying to parents, repeat at least twice each class, you call it fun? I call it sin. "
" You call sin also pass the roll-on under the armpits. "
"So you do not sin by much."
"HEI HEI! Enough! Zero points for Ernesto and Lucia. "
The game proceeds in the massacre.
Third round, third card: FUTURE.
"Dora and Luke, it's up to you. Before Dora. "
Dora discovers his cards with a smile po'teso.
wedding dress, home, baby.
message quite clear. All eyes are planted on Luke swallows and widens the shirt collar.
"Oh boy, you saw the other day Big Brother? But it's crazy .. "
" Luke discover your cards. "
" Sure, sure. Ah! You know that my father became the new handheld? A gem, a true portent .. "
" LUKE DISCOVER YOUR CARDS! "
" O-ok. "
soccer ball, surfboard, motorcycle.
"And this would mean for you now?"
"Te-treasure, there is a misunderstanding, I had i-ca-sp-sp-understood sport!"
"Do not make fun! My mother is right. I do not ever marry. NEVER!
"Dora up a game, not is appropriate to make a Trag .. "
" Take your own business! What game and play! This is my life. MY LIFE! Ugly asshole. Pallone, surf and bike ... I'll show you them! BASTARD! "
The round ends with Angela and supporting Dora Lucia to the bathroom in tears.
"Yes, ok, Luke, but even you! I can understand that in your future, imagine a bike and a surfboard new ... but it could save you the ball. You could poke him to a child! "
" Damn, I've got even thought of that! But I also have in mind the World Cup this year ... "
" Embee, in fact. "
" But so come on, ask if Italy wins to get married. "
" Oh. Bravo. Angela I'm asking my grandmother just died. You know how ... I leave the house ... "
" That's why your grandmother wants to take him out. "
" I know that until the current step of confirmation is not talked about. Me from his mouth for the third time. Anyway, guys, how about if we change the game? "
" I would say yes. Now that the girls are proposing a return sweepers ... "
" SSSSSttttt! You idiot, you want to take a shot at Lucy! "
" Oops, sorry. "
Meanwhile in the bathroom
" Now go back to there, and smile. Pretend you nothing and you talk more. Make the best of a bad game and you'll see that eventually gives way. Men do not want to be pressed. "
" You're right Angela. Have faith, pray, pray, pray much and eventually it'll lead to the sacred altar "
" Yes. Y'know what? I bet that within a couple of years we will all have a wedding ring. "
" Yes! "" Yes! "" Yes! "
" And you know what else to say to you? Compatibility This sucks. Now let's go and propose an OPS sweepers ..! Sorry Lucy! "
The evening proceeds with a reassuring 'names, things, city \u200b\u200b". And the result of
Compatibility (zero for all) is thrown together with red and blue cards Lindor. For now ...
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